This dude’s name is EYE and he hits guitars with sticks.
Some points of reference:
– I almost didn’t go. I hate waiting in line.
– My wife said i should go. I disagreed. We argued.
– She was right. It was pretty much gold.
Thankfully she doesn’t read this stuff cause I haven’t updated in months so she won’t be able to rub it in until November or so.
Anyway people would ask me “so how was it” and man…shit. They had 77 drummers. And Boredoms. Dude hit guitars with a trident. And yelled about the sun. Pardon me, I meant “And yelled about the