A Completely Convenient Truth

Otherwise, is there anything more embarrassing than a pack of liberal blogger types sharing microbrews and enthusing over The Decembrists, the single worst musical group in all history, the nadir of human aesthetic achievement, the final proof that human cognition as we know it, which originated song before speech, will end thusly, whistling grisly half-melodies as the ants inherit the earth?

When you’re right, you’re right. (Outside of being wrong about The Magnetic Fields.)

More Decemberists hatred here.